Don't give up the drink !!

[miktec]

"Kilogram of nails, screws and knives removed from man's stomach"

 

[MUTTY1]

At least he avoided being aneamic. Unless it was all stainless of course

 

[PaulMB]

Steeling himself to stop drinking.

 

[Sue Pertwee-Tyr]

He obviously had a craving for a Rusty Nail, maybe a Screwdriver too.

 

[Nero]

Sounds like a right spanner

 

[PaulMB]

I would have loved to see the radiologist's face. In fact you could sell the X-ray sheet as "body art."

 

[Suffolk Tony]

I gave up alcohol some years ago, but for some reason never had the urge to ingest large quantities of metal. I found other urges satisfied cravings for the drink, but then murder is wrong - I know that now.

 

[stuwils]

I recall ct scanning a patient 20 years ago and getting them off the couch because I thought we had laid them on a pair of forceps. They were not lying on forceps of course, the forceps had been left in their pelvis following bladder surgery. That ended the ct scanning session for that patient quick enough.

Rgds
Stuart

 

[Bart]

I heard, as an act of kindness, the surgeon left a couple of rusty clamps inside.
(Oops, Stuart spoiled it for me!)

 

[Suffolk Tony]

It would have been interesting if they'd MRI'd him; imagine all that metal becoming magnetised! They'd never get him out of the tube.

 

[Whaleblue]

It would have been interesting if they'd MRI'd him; imagine all that metal becoming magnetised! They'd never get him out of the tube.

Most likely would have ended very badly for him. He wouldn’t even have got as far as getting inside the tube.

 

[Cav]

Irn Bru - Made in Scotland from Girders.

 

[Mike Reed]

Was the reason for his strange ingestion that he'd been in a scrap ?

 

[miktec]

He needed a staple diet ....
(but none in drawer)

 

[narabdela]

No worries. Giving up drink is one of those things that I have no intention of ever attempting.

(The usual things, Morris Dancing, Incest, etc.)

 

[Bart]

It would have been interesting if they'd MRI'd him; imagine all that metal becoming magnetised! They'd never get him out of the tube.

It’s covered, I distinctly remember they asked me if I’d eaten any hardware or cutlery before mine.

 

[mikeyb]

Oh the irony

 

[Bart]

Hope no-one’s going to suggest he was a heavy metal fan - oh damn, I’ve done it!

 

[Mike Reed]

Oh the irony

Subtly very good !

Variation on that American logo, 'In testine we rust'

 

[mikeyb]

Subtly very good !