‘The lyrics are derived from Zappa's belief that people who make laws are sexually maladjusted. It starts as a general attack on suburban American society:
TV, greed and
conformity are all mocked openly. The story then moves to a
city hall official fantasizing about
having sex with a thirteen-year-old girl.’
At which point you hear a voice saying ‘Only 13, and she knows how to nasty!’ and you realise this could be band-member Roy Estrada, now in jail until 2036 (no parole) for underage sex offences. The rug is totally pulled from under your feet.