A thread to catalogue the wit, wisdom and utter incompetence of Gavin Williamson

[wacko]

Almost as bad as Boris Johnson as FS.

Are you suggesting CheeseWoman is the next PM ?

 

[zarniwoop]

Almost as bad as Boris Johnson as FS.

Ah remember the good old days when we thought this was a low point

 

[eisenach]

It must be a relief for Scarborough to see him gone. What an embarrassment. He made me glad we're a Bridlington family. Auntie Elsie used to go to Scarborough, but we always thought her a bit posh.

 

[Dave H.]

Are you suggesting CheeseWoman is the next PM ?

Apparently the party are, at least tentatively as a possibility - v. popular with the membership by all accounts. It was mentioned several times in passing on R4 this morning.

Proof if it were needed of the risible state of UK politics.

 

[ks.234]

BBC told to sign up right wing comedians

Apart from Simon Evans, are there any right wing comedians that are actually funny?

 

[MUTTY1]

Almost as bad as Boris Johnson as FS.

You forgot Raab. Continuity and consistency! What’s the problem?

 

[Seeker_UK]

Apart from Simon Evans, are there any right wing comedians that are actually funny?

Geoff Norcott.

IMHO. Obvs.

 

[TheDecameron]

Almost as bad as Boris Johnson as FS.

He certainly brought gravitas back to the great office of state. A sample of his cv-

The Spectator President Erdogan Offensive Poetry Competition winner, Boris Johnson.

“There was a young fellow from Ankara, Who was a terrific ****erer.

“Till he sowed his wild oats, With the help of a goat, But he didn’t even stop to thankera.”

 

[PsB]

Boy Boris shoulda stuck to limericks
And scribbling for toffs and domestics
The boy had a future
And knew so many tricks
That were sadly wasted on politics.

 

[billo]

This is too good to keep to myself. Thanks to whoever put this on Facebook.

Gavin Williamson seen leaving 10 Downing Street

 

[TheDecameron]

The best line yet,

“Gavin now takes his bullwhip and office tarantula to the backbenches”.

Marina Hyde.

 

[NeilR]

It’s going to be Sir Gavin very soon by all accounts.

 

[Nero]

Bloody Hell, they must be terrified of what's in his little black book!

 

[TheDecameron]

There’s honours for cash then there’s honours for blackmail.

 

[ks.234]

There’s honours for cash then there’s honours for blackmail.

Blackmail and Bribery? Isn’t the purpose of blackmail to solicit bribery?

 

[Weekender]

That'll be Sir Gavin to you:
BBC News - Former education secretary Gavin Williamson to get knighthood
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60609646

[facepalm]

 

[AnilS]

 

[billo]

I guess now is the good time to bury bad news but it would be far better if it was just 'Sir' G.W. being buried !

 

[Enfield boy]

Hopefully this will consign the whole honours system to the bin. Unfortunately some will still see it as a stepping stone to the £300 per day in the Lords. Scum squared.

 

[Barrymagrec]

Just when you thought Boris`s government couldn`t stoop any lower......