Our Impending War With France

[tiggers]

The press full of jingoistic untruths about the navy forcing the French to retreat, why are they serially allowed to print lies? Oh yes I remember, because when we had a chance to have them regulated we decided not to bother!

 

[H20GNA]

Send the 2 man subs into French ports, put little mines onto fishing boats....BOOM......problem solved no more French boats to go fishing!

When they re build another fleet, repeat.....BOOM...



Gary

 

[SteveS1]

All predictions right from 2019! I've got the full set!

1.No Deal.

2.Resignation.

3.Tory Leadership Battle.

4.Johnson wins, with Gove, Lord Snooty and the rest of the multimillionarses as his deputies.

5.Britain becomes tin pot nostalgic dictatorship.

6.Starts war with a country it knows it can beat.

Ole! The last one might be a stretch.

 

[SteveS1]

Yeah. Bergerac was shit.

It wasn't that good.

 

[JimmyB]

Send the 2 man subs into French ports, put little mines onto fishing boats....BOOM......problem solved no more French boats to go fishing!

When they re build another fleet, repeat.....BOOM...



Gary

We've not had that much practice recently but the French have put in waaay more effort in the meantime....

 

[Barrymagrec]

We've not had that much practice recently but the French have put in waaay more effort in the meantime....

My Mother wasn`t much interested in news and rarely got the whole story straight.

She blamed Greenpeace for blowing up a French boat......

 

[Seeker_UK]

We've not had that much practice recently but the French have put in waaay more effort in the meantime....

The typical hypocrisy of the green movement; polluting the pristine waters of the Port of Auckland with their filthy, sinking hulk.

 

[dweezil]

The news coverage of the British fleet was depressing, our navy chucking out more PM10s than all the VWs in creation alongside the fisheries being used totally unsustainably with no end in sight.

 

[kendo]

C’est magnifique, mais ce n’est pas la guerre...

 

[Seeker_UK]

Ceci n'est pas une Guerre?

 

[kendo]

D'accord (hausse les épaules)

 

[Seeker_UK]

That's easy for you to say.