New job anyone?

[gintonic]

Salary looks decent

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53568610

In a few sentences share your skills that might help you in this role...........

 

[Sue Pertwee-Tyr]

Naah, no point. Laura will have this one sewn up.

 

[Kirk]

The Mooch would liven things up.

 

[billo]

Would not having a conviction for fraud or embezzlement hold me back?

 

[blossomchris]

I know the perfect candidate our Still, but alas he has gone from here.

 

[matt j]

Would not having a conviction for fraud or embezzlement hold me back?

More likely to bump you up the list I'd thought.

 

[Sue Pertwee-Tyr]

More likely to bump you up the list I'd thought.

I think he means that he hasn't got one, which might put him at a disadvantage.

 

[sean99]

Spokesperson sounds so much more dignified than proxy liar.

 

[Joe Hutch]

It would be good to get the job, then read out the prepared statements in a deadpan, sarcastic tone, conveying a) one's disbelief in what one is repeating, and b) one's contempt for the bloke whose mouthpiece one is being. But I don't need the money.

 

[Bart]

Only weirdos and misfits need apply presumably.

 

[Nick_G]

We need an undercover satirist to apply.

 

[thebigfredc]

Naah, no point. Laura will have this one sewn up.

I like the new picture Sue, it debunks the lie often pedalled in the media that the prison population is entirely made up of black males.

 

[Joe Hutch]

Only weirdos and misfits need apply presumably.

The job's mine!

 

[Dozey]

I don't want to take a pay cut.

 

[Rug Doc]

Go to the beach. Stay home. Stay home at the beach. Go to Wagamama’s but don’t eat. Eat but don’t go out. Eat out for half price. Put on a mask. Unless you have a mask and you’re inside. Then you don’t need to wear a mask.

Stay out, go home, spend money, be safe.

Where do I sign?

 

[Colin L]

Perfect candidate to make sense of govt policy

 

[sean99]

We need an undercover satirist to apply.

Sacha Baron Cohen !

 

[droodzilla]

I'm grimly curious to see what kind of slimeball ends up with the job (basically lying for cash).

 

[Tony L]

My vote is for Alexi Sayle playing the part of Bobby Chariot.

 

[Mullardman]

Will confirming my opinion that 'Johnson is a twat'.. damage my prospects in this race?