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Trump Part 17

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Denmark has offered to buy the U.S., according to this article by Andy Borowitz of The New Yorker.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/denmark-offers-to-buy-us

“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”

“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.
Joe
 
Trump is unravelling, "chosen one" now for "taking on China" - in his dreams.

Well played Denmark, dignity intact one of the few to properly stand up to this oaf. Sorry USA friends, come back to us on a state visit when you're back into electing grown ups. UK, that's how it's done.

The orange idiot couldn't stand the reception comparison with Obama later in September. It really is as simple as that.
 
Denmark should, of course, offer to buy Hawaii and maybe suggest that it could restore the monarchy there ;)
 
Wow, this John McNaughton painting of Jayne Cobb is awesome!

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Yes, that's the hero of Canton, the man we call Jayne.

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Our love for him now ain't hard to explain, the hero of Canton, the man we call Jayne!

Joe
 
Seeker,

Now that is a work of art. It's the orange spray tan and blonde pit hair that elevates it from the ordinary to a masterpiece.

Joe
 
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President Donald Trump on Wednesday defended his decision to cancel his trip to Denmark, saying that the Danish Prime Minister's comments this week were "nasty" and "inappropriate" while speaking to reporters at the White House.

"Denmark, I looked forward to going but I thought that the Prime Minister's statement that it was 'absurd' ... was nasty," he said.​

I'm willing to bet that if Donnie ate a steaming turd on live television, he'd spin it somehow as a good thing — actually, a tremendous thing — which would be followed up by the wonderful folks at Fox News saying how courageous Trump is to eat a steaming turd on live television, something Killary or Obama wold never have the guts to do.

Joe
 
President Donald Trump on Wednesday defended his decision to cancel his trip to Denmark, saying that the Danish Prime Minister's comments this week were "nasty" and "inappropriate" while speaking to reporters at the White House.

"Denmark, I looked forward to going but I thought that the Prime Minister's statement that it was 'absurd' ... was nasty," he said.​

I'm willing to bet that if Donnie ate a steaming turd on live television, he'd spin it somehow as a good thing — actually, a tremendous thing — which would be followed up by the wonderful folks at Fox News saying how courageous Trump is to eat a steaming turd on live television, something Killary or Obama wold never have the guts to do.

Joe

Metaphorically, Trump often does the opposite. Quite a few steaming turds have come out of his mouth or on his Twitter feed.
 
I do like how all the pictures of REAL MEN with American flags and MASSIVE GUNS end up looking like gay porn.

although i have no idea what gay porn looks like, i'm quite sure that camille paglia -- who's an authority on sexual-cultural imagery and has a spot in my library -- would agree with your analysis.
 
o'kay-zio cortez -- the killer

@Marky-Mark

are you not offended (intellectually) by this?



question for the others: is lou dobbs mispronouncing her name on purpose or is he really that culturally ignorant, in spite of his job?
 
Her point about driving through the desert and seeing many votes is spot on. The Electoral College gives votes to real estate.
 
Metaphorically, Trump often does the opposite. Quite a few steaming turds have come out of his mouth or on his Twitter feed.
Not to mention the large cubist one in gold leaf he dropped on Greenland. I hope to hell Jeff Koons doesn’t decide to do Trump and Stormy Daniels.
 
o'kay-zio cortez -- the killer

@Marky-Mark

are you not offended (intellectually) by this?

It's hard to be offended by something you don't pay attention to. That's not a slight against you or your post, but the fact that I watch or listen to practically no mainstream political horseshit. It's sort of like that old saw 'you are what you eat'. Words to live by!

If I wanted to take offense at something, I'd contrast your heroine's basically empty Green New Deal proposal for Climate Change and the political mileage it got her with Jay Inslee's comparatively voluminous Climate proposals that were so utterly ignored he's dropped out of the race. Someone should ask uber progressive Harris to litigate that hot mess.

It's modern liberalism packaged as low-calorie socialism: swayed by the same binary choice con as the side with whom they're perpetually locked in battle. Fun stuff!
 
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