Traitor
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Heh right on about those corner kickers....What about the sprung loaded throw in figures as well - So powerful was the 'spring' that the oversized ball would go flying off the pitch and across the room!
I'm in the 'a bike is not a toy' category, so I didn't count that.
Nightmare as well, they could fling the ball across the room
Admit it, did you ever iron your goalie? I did with a damp hankie across it, straightened him out and added a couple of mm to his reach, a good shout.
Problem was he snapped saving a full blown penalty in a semi final match, taken via a powerful foul flick which the ref never spotted. Had to play the last 15 minutes with just a sodding stick in goal, got battered after that
they were glued so that there were no legs (just a torso on a base) is nobodies business...
Winchester 73 rifle. The spent shells flew out the top. Many happy hours spent fighting the accursed Hun and the peril from the Far East. Simpler times in the 1950's.
Who had "Owzat" at school, those long 6 sided bars you'd roll on the desk whilst the boring maths lesson was on ?