martin clark
pinko bodger
'...and don't do that again, you twit...'
File under 'Evolutionary advantage.'
File under 'Evolutionary advantage.'
someone once weighed out Analar grade Capsaicin without the aid of a fume hood. A small breeze led to 3 of us explosively sneezing and then laughing as we realised what was happening. We had snot coming out of our noses and tears from our eyes. The boss came in to investigate the racket, saw what was happening and left, as the door shut he let out an almighty sneeze which started us all over againI have had chilli juice in my eye, and on my downstairs area, and can state that it hurts more in the eye.
Funny how pain makes a strong memory.
Wife has just taken me somewhere new to eat. Steak, steak and more steak. I went for 50 day aged angus popeye. Very steaky.
The jolly young waiter asked if we had anything planned for the weekend.
Without any hesitation I replied, “Heroin and Opera.”
( We don’t really like Opera that much.)
Wife didn’t even try and kick me.
Is the waiter confused? Or are they really wanting to be a barber? (A hairdresser would never ask such a thing!)
off to Hitchin market, not been for a few yonks. be interesting to see how many stalls are present, they were thinning out before Covid. hope the Asian guy is there, need some tumeric and other bits for freezing. couple of good vinyl stalls, there used to be a local dealer selling reggae/soul mainly, all book price but A1 condition which is difficult with reggae.
wow some fishies at 16 degrees and others at -16 f !!! what a variation !
wow some fishies at 16 degrees and others at -16 f !!! what a variation !
hifinutt,
And some are in different time zones, too. I'm starting to think this flat earth business is malarky.
Joe