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The Premiership ofLiz Truss. Sept 2022-Oct 2022. New PM time!

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Tony L said:
Here’s a (possibly incomplete) list of the Tory MPs who thought it was a great idea to stick a huge shit back up the national arse and return Johnson to power:


Nigel Adams, MP for Selby and Ainsty
Lee Anderson, MP for Ashfield
Shaun Bailey, MP for West Bromwich West
Scott Benton, MP for Blackpool South
Peter Bone, MP for Wellingborough
Ben Bradley, MP for Mansfield
Paul Bristow, MP for Peterborough
Bill Cash, MP for Stone
Sir Christopher Chope, MP for Christchurch
Simon Clarke, MP for Middlesbrough South and East Cleveland
Brendan Clarke-Smith, MP for Bassetlaw
Leo Docherty, MP for Aldershot
Nadine Dorries, MP for Mid Bedfordshire
Richard Drax, MP for South Dorset
Sir James Duddridge, MP for Rochford and Southend East
Mark Eastwood, MP for Dewsbury
Ben Everitt, MP for Milton Keynes North
Michael Fabricant, MP for Lichfield
James Grundy, MP for Leigh
Jonathan Gullis, MP for Stoke-on-Trent North
Trudy Harrison, MP for Copeland
Chris Heaton-Harris, MP for Daventry
Antony Higginbotham, MP for Burnley
Philip Hollobone, MP for Kettering
Jane Hunt, MP for Loughborough
Andrea Jenkyns, MP for Morley and Outwood
Caroline Johnson, MP for Sleaford and North Hykeham
Gareth Johnson, MP for Dartford
Edward Leigh, MP for Gainsborough
Ian Levy, MP for Blyth Valley
Marco Longhi, MP for Dudley North
Karl McCartney, MP for Lincoln
Stephen McPartland, MP for Stevenage
Amanda Milling, MP for Cannock Chase
David Morris, MP for Morecambe and Lunesdale
Jill Mortimer, MP for Hartlepool
Holly Mumby-Croft, MP for Scunthorpe
Sheryll Murray, MP for South East Cornwall
Lia Nici, MP for Great Grimsby
Matthew Offord, MP for Hendon
Priti Patel, MP for Witham
Mark Pritchard, MP for The Wrekin
Tom Pursglove, MP for Corby
Jacob Rees-Mogg, MP for North East Somerset
Andrew Rosindell, MP for Romford
Alok Sharma, MP for Reading West
Greg Smith, MP for Buckingham
Henry Smith, MP for Crawley
Andrew Stephenson, MP for Pendle
Jane Stevenson, MP for Wolverhampton North East
Anne-Marie Trevelyan, MP for Berwick-Upon-Tweed
Shailesh Vara, MP for North West Cambridgeshire
Ben Wallace, MP for Wyre and Preston North


May they all be flushed next election.

PS List sourced here, it is from this morning so likely well out of date. Please add any missing names so we can remember the people so happy to support Trump-grade popularism, political corruption and criminality.
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Our MP is on the list - no surprise there, his voting record reads like a criminal charge sheet ..... i.e. just another ERG cnut
 
MVV said:
I do wish people would refrain from using 'Boris' to describe this utter piece of shit. His name is Johnson. Using 'Boris' is to buy into his self absorbed marketing shit like his silly hair and untidy clothes nonsense, it is branding. Don't do it.
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I've always referred to him as the johnson, a transatlantic borrowing that seems apposite.
 
I can't help but compile a crib sheet of most excitingly anticipated Portillo moments at the next election, based on reasonable likelihood:

Rees-Mogg
Johnson (he'll deny us by retiring his seat)
Baker
Raab
Fox
Duncan Smith
Philp
Drax
Jenkyns
Bone
Shapps
 
miktec said:
- OR, when it became clear he wasn't going to get the required 100, he tried bullying/bribing the other two to stand down - when that failed he finally realised how embarrassing it would be at 2:00 tomorrow o_O .....
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My very first thought. ^^^^^
 
Dacre’s vomit factory exceeds itself with novel contortions:

“For the good of the party and country Mr. Johnson sets his dream aside. This is a gesture of wisdom, honour and statesmanship. His time will come again”.

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More like “Five Bellies Folds Tent. Nobody’s Buying, F***s Off For Good, Country Rejoices”.
 
TheDecameron said:
Dacre’s vomit factory exceeds itself with novel contortions:

“For the good of the party and country Mr. Johnson sets his dream aside. This is a gesture of wisdom, honour and statesmanship. His time will come again”.

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More like “Five Bellies Folds Tent. Nobody’s Buying, F***s Off For Good, Country Rejoices”.
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So used to dealng with the gullible or kool aid drinkers they think everyone is as stupid. No way this clown had the numbers. Like he would rush back from his sun lounger and then give up for any other reason.
 
SteveS1 said:
So used to dealng with the gullible or kool aid drinkers they think everyone is as stupid. No way this clown had the numbers. Like he would rush back from his sun lounger and then give up for any other reason.
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Either the readership can’t remember where it’s own arse is or Rothersmear himself has the attention span of a gerbil:

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Some of the 60 (if that) Boris supporters are now calling for an election including Chope and Mad Nad, you couldn't make it up. Shameless doesn't begin to cover it. Where are our regular PFM Tory Kippers these days......tumbleweed.
 
SteveS1 said:
Some of the 60 (if that) Boris supporters are now calling for an election including Chope and Mad Nad, you couldn't make it up. Shameless doesn't begin to cover it. Where are our regular PFM Tory Kippers these days......tumbleweed.
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More power to them!

Calling an election immediately would be the best thing the new PM could do for the country, and if enough wingnuts demand it to wipe out the government majority, it may even be an inaugural instance of the loons doing something positive.
 
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