Her Majesty's Platinum Jubilee Thread

[Ponty]

Buck house looking absolutely splendid this evening.

 

[MVV]

Nearly ****ing gagged! Caught some daft ****er saying some shite like "your majesty I have always loved you" when I thought the news was on. **** me what load of old w**k.

 

[adamk]

Someone needs to have a word with Rod Stewart.
He could have murdered anything from his own back catalogue but decided Neil Diamond was a suitable target

 

[Charlie_1]

Wife and I just whisked through it on iplayer. What an incredible cringe feast.

 

[flatpopely]

That was amazing!

 

[Darmok]

Mmmm. I like Sak!

 

[Ponty]

Nurse! Bring me a rerun of Corbyn's greatest hits!

‘Oh, Jeremy Corbyn’. How thoroughly distasteful and un-British. Take him to the tower!

 

[MikeMA]

One of my dog walking acquaintances claims to know that HM The Queen is already dead and that the person we have been seeing lately is a double. Apparently her death will be announced when all the jubilee stuff is done and dusted, and funeral and coronation arrangements are ready to go : the fact that the "Queen" keeps failing to appear in public is irrefutable proof it's all true, plus there's stuff on Twitter if you know where to look. I'm not sure - what do fishies think? -

PS - I'm not making this up!

 

[TheDecameron]

Has Boris appeared with Carrie outside No.10 ‘clap for Her Majesty’?

At a basic human level, she’s a public figure I’ve got far more respect for than any of those who currently govern in her name. I just hope they don’t try to exploit her image for their own venal ends.

 

[MVV]

Has Boris appeared with Carrie outside No.10 ‘clap for Her Majesty’?…

Given half a chance he would be the first to give clap to her majesty.

 

[TheDecameron]

Given half a chance he would be the first to give clap to her majesty.

He has to be the lowest she’s had to deal with in 70 years- a pity he comes at this point in her reign.

 

[Darmok]

Has Boris appeared with Carrie outside No.10 ‘clap for Her Majesty’?…

depiffle and "The Clap" makes a lot of sense to me as an explanation for his behaviour.

 

[andyoz]

It was all downhill after Craig David's set...

 

[vince rocker]

One of my dog walking acquaintances claims to know that HM The Queen is already dead and that the person we have been seeing lately is a double. Apparently her death will be announced when all the jubilee stuff is done and dusted, and funeral and coronation arrangements are ready to go : the fact that the "Queen" keeps failing to appear in public is irrefutable proof it's all true, plus there's stuff on Twitter if you know where to look. I'm not sure - what do fishies think? -

PS - I'm not making this up!

She's as dead as Paul McCartney

 

[Ponty]

After Churchill and Thatcher, anyone else HM had to deal with must have seemed distinctly second rate.

 

[Joe Hutch]

She is not dead; she has reverted to her lizard form* and will live forever (a few more years anyway)

*note this is a JOKE.

 

[Hook]

She's as dead as Paul McCartney

The Queen crossing Abbey Road barefoot seems like an excellent photoshop opportunity.

 

[TheDecameron]

The irony (given the current B***** nonsense) is that she’s Germany’s greatest ever export to the U.K. The house of Sax Coburg Gotha - a beacon of virtue above a literal sewer of Conservative government.

 

[TheDecameron]

After Churchill and Thatcher, anyone else HM had to deal with must have seemed distinctly second rate.

Are you a bit tiddly on Chateau Lidl?

 

[flatpopely]

I was really impressed with Mimi Webb, she has a great voice.