Mike Reed
pfm Member
It would appear that the full stop's days are also numbered.
I do hope it doesn't double up via a colonoscopy; that would make me listless.
It would appear that the full stop's days are also numbered.
You are meant to evacuate first you know.Anyone who says “we’re all beautiful on the inside” has never seen a colonoscopy photo.
Especially as you must be very, very careful in those circumstances not to let any zips or buttons on your clothing come anywhere near the beautiful paintwork on the car, lest they should cause an unsightly scratch.Some properties in my locale have lovely thick privet and laurel garden hedges, trouble is they extend about a metre over the pavement, then they go and park their cars and vans half on the pavement as well making it impassable unless you are as skinny as a beanpole and don’t mind the odd twig in your ear hole!
Some properties in my locale have lovely thick privet and laurel garden hedges, trouble is they extend about a metre over the pavement, then they go and park their cars and vans half on the pavement as well making it impassable unless you are as skinny as a beanpole and don’t mind the odd twig in your ear hole!
I usually move their door mirror into an inconvenient position for them with my hand as I pass.Some properties in my locale have lovely thick privet and laurel garden hedges, trouble is they extend about a metre over the pavement, then they go and park their cars and vans half on the pavement as well making it impassable unless you are as skinny as a beanpole and don’t mind the odd twig in your ear hole!
Some properties in my locale have lovely thick privet and laurel garden hedges, trouble is they extend about a metre over the pavement, then they go and park their cars and vans half on the pavement as well making it impassable unless you are as skinny as a beanpole and don’t mind the odd twig in your ear hole!
Such as: lying on the pavement by the doorI usually move their door mirror into an inconvenient position for them with my hand as I pass.
Some footballers wages actually DO go up by 200% thoughI agree, that is dreadful. As I’ve heard some footballers saying they give 200%, 150% is basically not even trying.
Digressing slightly, the plastic cover on my door mirror disappeared recently (literally the cover,not the workings inside). I strongly suspect it was nicked as a replacement cost over £80!! (Just the plastic cover remember).I usually move their door mirror into an inconvenient position for them with my hand as I pass.
I had two carefully removed while parked outside in the street. PITADigressing slightly, the plastic cover on my door mirror disappeared recently (literally the cover,not the workings inside). I strongly suspect it was nicked as a replacement cost over £80!! (Just the plastic cover remember).
It also took me about an hour to clip it on being scared stiff I would break it by forcing the little plastic fixings.
Ford Grand C Max in case anybody’s interested.
A few choice things that are sheeting on my strawberries
- Tomatoes that taste of nothing
- Potatoes that taste of nothing
Bought some ‘ripe and read to eat’ peaches in the posh supermarket, reduced price as use by date reached, hard as rocks when I unwrapped them, 3 days later they had softened up and were a tasteless, woolly mush inside. What on earth do they do to fruit these days!
‘ripe and read to eat’ peaches
It was ever thus...Bought some ‘ripe and read to eat’ peaches in the posh supermarket, reduced price as use by date reached, hard as rocks when I unwrapped them, 3 days later they had softened up and were a tasteless, woolly mush inside. What on earth do they do to fruit these days!
I have a problem with reality at the moment. Not a fan of the current version. Perhaps a bit of diminished reality would be a small relief.Augmented reality. If reality is augmented is it really still reality, or does real reality only become really real after it’s been augmented?
And what was reality before augmentation? Was it not really real?