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Unicorns fart glitter.
Ross Douglas has committed that should he become First Minister,I hear he gets IT advice from fellow fat blond slappers.
Spaffers gonna spaff.
Dave Cameron and will Alex Greenshill will take over running NHS Scotland. The 4% pay increase for staff will become 1%.
Jennifer Arcuri will ‘head up’ tech enterprise.
All Covid test and trace will be removed from NHS Scotland and given to Dido, her husband and Serco.
NHS Procurement will be handled by Matt Hancock’s family members and his local pub landlord.
The Trident submarine fleet will be repainted in patriotic colours by a consortium led by Grant Shapps and Michael Green.