Girlfriends

[Sloop John B]

I’m probably being ageist, sexist and God knows what ists I haven’t been made aware of yet by my daughters.

So my son 25 has a girlfriend and my brother 63 has a girlfriend both female companions of similar age to their respective boyfriends.

It’s a long time since my brother was a boy though and similarly for his girlfriend.

When do boys and girls grow up to men and women?

What do boyfriends and girlfriends become at this stage?

.sjb

 

[mandryka]

Partners is what they become.

 

[stevec67]

+1. Partner. And if anyone then assumes that you are gay, so be it.

 

[TheDecameron]

Sloop, are you missing out on all the fun?

 

[Fatmarley]

The word partner sounds too serious. I'm the wrong side of 40, and I play video games and listen to young peoples pop music. Age is just a number.

 

[mandryka]

The word partner sounds too serious.

Squeeze

 

[mandryka]

Got it -- OH

(That's the best because it reminds me of Plato's Symposium, and (even better) Baron Corvo)

 

[Tarzan]

What is a Girlfriend?

 

[Fatmarley]

Squeeze

I had to Google that. If I referred to her as my Squeeze I don't think many would understand what I'm on about.

Someone on here used to refer to their partner as their 'Ball and Chain' I quite like that one.

 

[essgee]

John Mortimer the writer of the "Rumpole of the Bailey" series had it pretty well summed up, "She Who Must Be Obeyed".

 

[JensenHealey]

What is a Girlfriend?

A friend, who is a girl. Often comes with added benefits. So I am told.

 

[mandryka]

My melonsmelonous.

He kissed the plump mellow yellow smellow melons of her rump, on each plump melonous hemisphere, in their mellow yellow furrow, with obscure prolonged provocative melonsmelonous osculation.

 

[Bananahead]

A friend, who is a girl. Often comes with added benefits. So I am told.

That's a FB.

A girlfriend will be much more demanding and, very likely, expensive.

 

[snowflake]

A girlfriend will be much more demanding and, very likely, expensive.

As my father in law often said 'if its got tits or wheels its going to cost you'

As it transpires he was correct.......

S

 

[Mike Reed]

It’s a long time since my brother was a boy though and similarly for his girlfriend.

I wonder if he knows........

 

[Cav]

Lady-friend or Gentleman-friend are more decorous for those of a certain age. What that age might be is up to personal choice.

 

[Big Tabs]

My Twist.

 

[Big Tabs]

As my father in law often said 'if its got tits or wheels its going to cost you'

As it transpires he was correct.......

S

Can I fit wheels to The Wife?

 

[david ellwood]

What do you call a partner who is in their 20s if you're in your 50s?

 

[Amber Audio]

Can I fit wheels to The Wife?