martin clark
pinko bodger
We spend 60 years in the EU thingy and they can't even standardise plugs. I thought that was what the EU was for. Where's Jacques Delors when you need him?
That reads like 'Peter Simple' in the Daily Telegraph c 1986, getting a bit worked-up at the very idea of a single European lightbulb.
heaven forfend!
(PS Harry & Janet Nodule found several new sources of traffic jams to call home in the intervening decades ...)