matthewr
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Also looking forward to his defence asking that both women he paid off prove they had sex with him. I’m thinking the anatomical characteristics evidence that only someone who’d seen the organs in question would know about. I don’t think “tiny” will cut it- that’s seems to be known by millions.
The anatomical term you are looking for is chode.