Westminster sexual harassment scandal

[PaulMB]

I'm surprised nobody has started a thread on this, so I shall! The Italian media is full of stories about Tory ministers being reported to May. I would have thought this would be a natural for a PFM thread.
But I'm only a foreigner.....

 

[blossomchris]

They do not like it up 'em

Bloss

 

[starbuck]

The Italian media is full of stories about Tory ministers being reported to May.

So you're saying that there's quite a buzz about it?

 

[PaulMB]

So you're saying that there's quite a buzz about it?

The Italian media love anything that combines UK politics and sex. I suppose it goes back to Profumo...

 

[blossomchris]

So you're saying that there's quite a buzz about it?

Top tip, buy good quality batteries.

Bloss

 

[The Far North]

Top tip, buy good quality batteries.

Bloss

And then claim the cost on expenses?

 

[blossomchris]

And then claim the cost on expenses?

Petty cash or tax relief? or a bit of both maybe.


Bloss

 

[PsB]

If only this was the worst thing Tory ministers get up to.

 

[ks.234]

 

[gintonic]

Top tip, buy good quality batteries.

Bloss

many of the more recent models are rechargeable either by USB or by induction (rather like our electric toothbrush)

 

[blossomchris]

many of the more recent models are rechargeable either by USB or by induction (rather like our electric toothbrush)

Essential that you turn the lights on to see which appliance is to hand.

Bloss

 

[PaulMB]

I was surprised that the Mail, a fantastic receptacle of petty filth and vulgarity, when it came to the way the deputy minister called his assistant, ("sugar tits" apparently) went all coy and prudish and wrote t*ts. Is that supposed to protect the children? As only a poor foreigner, I've always been fascinated by the pseudo moralistic posturing of the UK tabloids.

 

[MikeMA]

Essential that you turn the lights on to see which appliance is to hand.

Bloss

I'm not sure it matters.

 

[Bob McC]

Alexa

STOP

PLEASE

STOP...

 

[andrew d]

I read this in the Guardian yesterday. Prospective Tory MP?
"I now produce video reviews for my Sex Toy Laboratory on YouTube, and also work in the development side of the industry; I have even designed my own clitoral stimulator. Lying on my unmade bed and having orgasms is an obvious perk of the job"
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...ssional-sex-toy-tester-experience-venus-ohara

 

[rbrown]

They do not like it up 'em

Bloss

I think they probably do.

 

[MikeMA]

If the rumours going about are any indication, it's going to be a bit more than vibrators they need to be worried about.

 

[PaulMB]

I see the Mail writes "t*ts", but the Guardian writes "tits." Must say something about political Left-Right or about different social classes.

 

[blossomchris]

I see the Mail writes "t*ts", but the Guardian writes "tits." Must say something about political Left-Right or about different social classes.

I thought the guardian was doing that years ago, in the 80's, the only paper that did then or now perhaps.

Bloss

 

[Joe Hutch]

I'm sure I should be outraged by this revelation, but I can't get past the unnecessary apostrophe in the thread title.