Yeah, and they have the worst punch-ups and screaming matches - all the time really - but no one ever swears.
And no one ever watches TV.
And washing machines haven't been invented because they still use a launderette - which is a place where people went to do their laundry in the 1950s & 60s before people had washing machines at home.
And they only have 200 days or less in the year because the days when the programme is on join up with no gaps.
And everyone is permanently miserable.
And people dread weddings because someone will always get shot or arrested for murder and the cake will end up being thrown at someone.