The Apocalypse Will Happen This Weekend According To The Bible

TheDecameron · Sep 23, 2017

Switch to Lauridsen.

wacko · Sep 23, 2017

TheDecameron said:
Switch to Lauridsen.

Have you ever thought PFM does not deserve you ?

Nic Robinson · Sep 23, 2017

TheDecameron said:
Switch to Lauridsen.

I doubt Jesus would bother.

Still · Sep 23, 2017

Tony L said:
I will update the ‘pictures of your pets’ thread as soon as my flying hell monkey arrives.

Checked outside and can state with absolute certainty there are no hell moneys here.
Just the one slightly leery sheep as normal.

#worsteverapocalypse

richardg · Sep 23, 2017

Clear skies, calm and warm in Strasbourg. It's just the UK that is going to pay....

talkinghorse · Sep 23, 2017

The grim reaper has officially postponed the apocalypse, he's on his arse again with cheap supermarket cider.

notaclue · Sep 23, 2017

Well, North Korea has effectively declared war on Donald Trump and Iran has fired a new missile so, even if today was not the end, I think the end has begun.

Jonathan Ribee · Sep 23, 2017

I'd like to see Pyongyang just give their one million active military a phone and point them at Trump's twitter account. Maybe with a list of wig jokes.

Anyway - we all seem to be OK. Wait, what is that descending from the....

zygote23 · Sep 24, 2017

If it all goes pear shaped and the proles are scrapping over sh1t in the street I shall be living the dream by feasting on a fat kid whilst it tries to escape......

TheDecameron · Sep 24, 2017

The apocalypse is taking a little longer than planned- Trump takes weekends off.

Jonathan Ribee · Sep 24, 2017

...it's OK, it was just the grey aliens abducting me again. They said they hadn't seen a rogue planet anywhere. (We chat after the probing)

deanf · Sep 24, 2017

If it's in GMT we're ok.

Tony L · Sep 24, 2017

Post-apocalyptic pet inventory:

Small second-hand cat: 1
Flying hell monkey: 0

vuk · Sep 24, 2017

tony.

we're still not out of it on this side of the atlantic.

vuk.

Mullardman · Sep 24, 2017

That said. After the Mexico earthquake, we are seeing various reports of quakes and eruptions all around the 'Ring of Fire'. AIUI. this tends to happen as the movement in one part of the plate creates a knock on elsewhere.
Maybe not the end just yet.. but...

Mull

wacko · Sep 24, 2017

Mullardman said:
That said. After the Mexico earthquake, we are seeing various reports of quakes and eruptions all around the 'Ring of Fire'. AIUI. this tends to happen as the movement in one part of the plate creates a knock on elsewhere.
Maybe not the end just yet.. but...

Mull

Needs the nudge of nuclear war...

rbrown · Sep 24, 2017

Tony L said:
Kind of fancy a flying hell monkey as a pet to be honest. What do they eat?

They eat everything, including your soul. Be very careful.

vuk · Sep 24, 2017

i think it is starting to happen....

vuk.

farfromthesun · Sep 24, 2017

Darth Vader said:
Oh! And our horse (we have a small share) is racing on Sunday hopefully at Plumpton but then maybe at Uttoxeter. Its up to Seamus the trainer to decide "R 2 B sure" which one! So the World can't end can it?

farfromthesun said:
I rather like National Hunt racing. Kastani Beach?

@ DV: Worth a go at 25's?

Darth Vader · Sep 24, 2017

farfromthesun said:
@ DV: Worth a go at 25's?

From Sportinglife:-

"Time on his side but very modest on the Flat. Has hinted that he can find his level over hurdles, though. A risky option and still learning, so may be best to simply take a note of his finishing position and overall performance on this occasion."

Plumpton today. Off now.

Cheers,

DV

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